shreksforthememories:

food should be free. water should be free. housing should be free. power, fuel, electricity should be free. basic necessities should be free.

the idea of “people should have to work for a living” carries the implication that some people deserve to die

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gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

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slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

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How to have sex

Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl: yeh sure
Girl: that's not my belly button
Boy: that's not my finger

physics is fake gravity doesnt exist fuck isaac newton old white ass


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